Still in love after all these year

JAKE- Today we celebrated our 1 year anniversary by going out to eat at Chilis. Sure it seems like a rather modest way to celebrate a year of marriage, especially when you consider that a stifling 3.4 percent of all marriages end in divorce before the first year anniversary, but it was right for us. i guess we did splurge a little, i got a steak after all and it was delicious. So, what's with the new love affair with meat you say? Jake, were not you going to go vegetarian or something there for a minute? OK i will admit i am being a bit hypocritical, but i have learned something about this part of the country: they love their meat and their ice cream. Also, now is the time for me to get serious about achieving my goals, health-wise. First, and quite simply, i need to get ripped. I will spare you all the story of how it is my dream to play division one college football. How i used to run around my back yard as a boy throwing the football to myself and practicing my moves on all the invisible linebackers. How walk-on tryouts at ASU is my one and only chance. The point is if you want to bulk up, put on weight and eat protein, and work out; and do a lot of each. I dont yet know if i will have access to the campus gym here at Vermont Law. Anyway, enough about my silly dreams and wishful thinking, what i really want is to be as healthy and fit as i can be. I was invited to play pickup soccer on tuesdays and thursdays. I think i will, but i suppose i should wait until i have medical insurance before i start banging shins with the rest of the boys. Speaking of insurance, i have a job interview this Wednesday so wish me luck friends. Enough of me on a tangent, back to the anniversary thing. I guess you could say our anniversary started with a bang, literally. At 230 AM Chelsea and i were rudely awoken by the loudest noise i have ever heard seven feet from our bed. BANG! So loud, and scary. Chelsea immediately thought it was a gun going off or someone in our room. in reality it was our roll down drapes rolling up for some reason at breakneck speed and slamming to a stop. Church tomorrow and then a day of rest for our real anniversary, the tenth of August. Hooray for marriage.